What is your man doing in my yard?

What is your man doing in my yard? If your grass is bald headed like this, let me show you how to fix it. Sometimes your grass isn't coming back like an old ex, you gotta put the grass seed down. Step one, you gotta scratch this hole up. Open up the pores. You can use a rake, you can use whatever you want. Don't care, just get a scratch up. Draw my name in the sand if you want. I don't care. All the way to the edges. Not that you know anything about edges with that bald head. Just because your head is bald doesn't mean your grass needs to be. Okay, not bad. Next step, grass seed. This is the one I'm using. I don't know why, it was in the store. This is the one I'm using. Next question. Soil, seed, soil. You don't want to go too heavy with the top soil. I know a lot of people use hay. I don't know why. And I also don't care. Spread it out a little bit. Saturated. Like crazy. More than you think. Don't be poor. That's pretty good. It's probably gonna grow faster than your bank account. So I wouldn't worry about it too much. Good luck on your next project.