The Olsen Twins Have The Toughest Lore

The Olsen twins have the craziest of the craziest lore in mankind. Like the fact they don't even want to be famous for real. They're using Birkin bags to cover their faces and photos. They're treating Birkins like gym bags, like a Jansport bag you don't want to be caught with. That's how they're rocking Birkins, bro. And the fact their brand is not like a normal celebrity brand. Like, their brand is coveted and respected in the highest of luxury fashion. Like this is ultra fashion, respected celebrity brand. Like, imagine, like someone made a joke, like someone made a stand-up joke like, they should be having a Tequila company rather than an ultra luxury fashion brand. It would make more sense, you know what I mean? And like, the grand scheme of things, like, they're balls, bro. Like to have a brand to that level, like the row basically has a red carpet like VIP section in London and Mayfair. Like people bow down to like the row, you know what I mean? Like that's a celebrity-made brand. Like that's insane, bro. Like, you know what I mean? Think about that, like, now influencers of today's time, like having a brand of that magnitude, like, you can't copyhand them like that. Like, they have the craziest lore, you know what I mean? Like, they're serious, serious people. I gotta tip my hats to the Olsen twins, you know what I mean? Like, it's crazy, bro.