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Hi! Welcome to the company. How is your first day going? Yeah. Fine. Everything's been really smooth. Ok. So here is our handbook with our policies. Let me know if you have any questions. Oh, ok. Is this, uh, is this the sick leave policy? Yup! Ok, got it! It says that I have 3 weeks of paid vacation? Yes! But I have to use up all my paid vacation before I can use a sick day... Precisely! Wait, so if I'm sick next month and need like a week off, then I only have 2 weeks of vacation left? Yes, so you need to use up all your vacation days before you can use your sick days. So, according to this policy, if I want to take my full 3 weeks of vacation, I basically just can't get sick. Well, technically you have 1 week of sick leave after all your vacation days are used up. So, you can always use those. But I have to use the vacation days for sick leave FIRST? Well, what if I get sick in the beginning of the year but I want to go on vacation at the end of the year? What? Well, I -- I mean I can't control like when I get sick. Hmm? So, I don't really get 3 weeks of paid vacation? I get 3 weeks of paid time off, whether I'm sick or on vacation. Yeah, so the, um, policy is... what it is. Yeah, this makes no sense. Yeah. I -- I hate it too.