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Here's part 10 of reasons why you should never take prescription sleeping medication. Let's get into it. Starting off the list strong, we have one of my patients told me she didn't want her Ambien anymore. Asked her why, she said she drove 4 hours to meet a woman on marketplace to buy 13 pigs and drove home with all 13 pigs. I talked to vines on my back porch for 6 hours because I thought it was a secret wizard. Christmas morning all the kids opened their gifts from grandma, all unwrapped and half eaten zip lock bags of Ritz crackers, pickles or raisins sealed with a bow. She didn't remember a thing. My mom used to spread peanut butter on the counters at night. Then she started ordering cats online and we would get calls that the cats are ready to be picked up when she had zero recollection of adopting them. We ended up with 8 cats. I cooked 4 bags of broccoli in my dishwasher. My dad once called me on Ambien at 3 AM going through the Taco Bell drive through on his golf cart. I was terrified for him. I ate half of a container of raspberry iced tea drink mix. Dry. I shaved my eyebrows off and called all my friends to come over at 3 AM. I woke up one morning and thought I had shit in my bed, I had not. I drove to a gas station and bought a bunch of Kit Kats. I ate half of them and rolled in the other half the rest of the night. I once took an Ambien. A few days later I was delivered a full length mink coat and a 4 carat diamond ring. That is how you play secret Santa for yourself on Ambien. I woke up in an MRI machine in the wing of the hospital reserved for inmates. I just wander the house. Problem is, I'm a wheelchair user, and I apparently forget how to use the chair, because I end up crawling across the floor. My mom once took Ambien and decided to cook eggs in the middle of the night woke me up to say the stove wasn't working... she was using the dryer and the eggs were just broken in it. I took it once after my dad died... I woke up in the back yard, in my daughter's tree house with a wig on. I don't own a wig. Apparently I kept telling everyone I was Rapunzel. God, these are great. I'll call you back later. Bye.