For fun, I use to tell rich people their cards declined

For fun, I use to tell rich people their cards declined. My twin brother and I used to work at this donut shop in high school. For fun, we used to fuck with rich people. Just when they deserved it. Sometimes you have to humble people. I'll give you an example. This lady came through one time in her Mercedes convertible and she was being a bitch. Talking about she wanted her latte at a certain temperature, foamed, flavored, all the bullshit. She also asked if we were vegan friendly. I didn't know what she was talking about. I thought she was talking about if we were dog friendly, but whatever. I was 17. She told her order and she throws her debit card at me. It was debit card, not a credit card. Literally threw it at me. It landed on the ground, I had to pick it up. Extra effort means I'm gonna fuck with you. She was one of those keto bitches that told me that it had to be vegan friendly. I was like, whatever. So she orders latte and I'm already pissed off at her because she threw her debit card at me. I told her I said, ma'am, the total is $6.47 or whatever it was. She hands me her debit card. I pretended to swipe it and I didn't swipe it. I then handed it back to her and I said, ma'am, do you have an alternative form of payment? She looked at me and like, I called her a racial slur. She then proceeds to tell me that there was a processing issue on our end. And I said, no ma'am, you need to go to the bank and figure out what's going on with your checking account and not argue with me. She didn't like that. I told her that her card declined. She drove out of that drive-through, she committed a felony. It just humbled my heart. I don't know. None of my business. I often think about that, but whatever. I got to go though. I'll call you back later. Bye.