All the cool kids double dip

All the cool kids double dip. Italian grinder pasta salad. And since it's for a pool party, made up of not just my immediate family, I promise to not double dip. Let's make the dressing for this one first. One cup of Duke's Mayo. We're gonna put it in a jar because we're lazy and we like to just shake it. Two tablespoons of red wine vinegar. Then for seasonings, I'm gonna go in with a teaspoon of zesty Italian dressing mix. You could just use Italian seasoning if you want, but I don't know where all my measuring spoons went, so this is what we're dealing with. We're gonna do some garlic powder. Then crushed red pepper flakes for a little added kick in there. Salt and some pepper. And then since we're gonna use some pepperoncini in this recipe, we're gonna put a little pepperoncini juice. My favorite part. Shake it up and stick it in the fridge. Pasta of choice, tri-colored cheese tortellini. Just get the frozen ones. Water in the pot. Salt it. Lots of salt. I completely forgot to film me making the bacon, but make some crispy bacon, okay? You know what we're not doing today? We're not crying over some red onions, okay? So we're gonna chop it. I feel like that's not going to do anything. We're gonna chop up some genoa salami. You can use whatever kind of salami you like or don't add it in. I don't care. Not easy cutting up deli meat. Why did I want to add in the salami? I don't know. Put it in there. Tortillas are going in. Cook them according to the package since they're frozen, like five or six minutes. We drained our pepperoncinis and we're just gonna add them to our mix here. Pasta's done. We're just gonna drain it and let it cool off for a little bit. What's your favorite kind of pasta? I bet it's in this bowl. It's not the cutest thing you've ever seen. We're gonna chop up our crispy bacon to put that over the top too. 1/3 cup of freshly grated parmesan cheese. I have no idea how much this is, but what do we do around here? Hello? We measure with our heart. And cheese is a huge part of our heart. Take the dressing. Oh man. Mix it all up. Look at this. Smells incredible. Here's my tester bowl. Pepperoncini, salami, bacon, all the goods. Oh my god. I can double dip in this bowl. The bacon. Oh my god. Mmm. Mmm. Home run. Mmm. Mmm. Get out of here. Make it.