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I can't believe this is happening at work. Wait, what did she do again? Shit. I need to improvise. Oh no, what is it? The clients. No, this was internal actually. Still not a clue. Yeah, internal. Classic. The deck I worked on just got totally derailed. Did she say deck? Does she work on a boat? Yeah, I hate when that happens to the deck. And all of a sudden, legal's now involved. Wait, I'm still so confused. Did she crash the boat? Legal for what? I know, right? And now it has to go through compliance. And she lost me. Obviously. Sorry, I'm I'm I'm venting. You get it though. Your job's similar. Oh my god, she thinks I work on a boat? Is it? You don't know what I do, do you? Don't admit it. You're a boat captain? I'm a data engineer. I'm sorry. How did you get boat captain? You said deck. So I just went with that. Ah yeah, that makes sense.
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