Ppl in college who are quiet on the creek

Ppl in college who are quiet on the creek Disclaimer no hate to any of these people I just think this trend is funny maybe my humor is broken Number one DL frat man So few days ago my friend told me that he found out that his big in his frat was DL and he had no clue until after he graduated because he found out by a complete chance he saw TikTok and he pieced two and two together and he was like holy shit my big is gay Number two the person who loses a mysterious large amount of weight over the summer I know a lot of people lose weight through working out and eating healthy but some people say that and I look at them and I'm like you sure that's it Number three the people who sit in the back of a class watching a show on mute without their headphones on with subtitles I sat next to one of these people in one of my discussions and when I tell you they got cold called on and they still knew what was going on in class like Claps to you Number four sugar babies I know y'all are out there I just haven't met one yet and if I have then y'all move in like this Number five the baby mama Instagram me-too There's this one girl who's hitting me up being like hey let's go out and I'm like okay sure totally and she goes ghost right and then a second semester boom pops out with a kid Number six strawberry blondes who dye their hair natural blonde I think strawberry blonde adds character I think it's a very pretty color but people who dye their hair blonde are like ninjas on the goddamn creek Okay guys I'm gonna go clock in now bye y'all