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Things about college that were kind of a culture shock for me. Okay, first is micro cheating. I just see a lot of cuff people who I know were cuff and they're way too freaking friendly and chatty with people of the opposite gender. Like, they'll be in a photo and their arms all up on another girl and I'm looking at that and I'm like, that's not your girl though, like the fuck. The lack of personal hygiene. Some people might have a health condition. I get it, but that health condition is not making the whole stem building smell like bio, okay? This is like a personal issue here. Like, let's lock in. We're all grown adults, most of us are 18 and older, you can buy a stick of deodorant. The casual use of hard drugs. Look, it's not my business if you're doing that shit. For me, never, never, never. But it is insane to me how ketamine Thursdays are a thing. Like, what the fuck? Okay, here's one good thing I will say from my experience. I don't think peer pressure is as prominent as people make it out to be. There's always going to be peer pressure in college, they'll be like, oh, take another shot, try this, try that. But if you say no, a normal person will fuck off. So that's great. Randomly gaining awareness of how you look. Probably doesn't apply as much just because everyone is growing up way too fast on social media. But bro, when I was a freshman in high school, yeah, I didn't give a flying fuck about how I looked and you could tell if you pull up the yearbook on me. I'm slimy. You. It's just a little weird and also kind of sad that you might become very self-conscious. Last is the temptation to skip class, but also just your sheer ability to sleep through your alarm. In high school, I was locked in. That's kind of a lie because I had really bad insomnia, but even then, I was still at school before 10 AM. But now in college, trying to wake up for class earlier than 11 AM, I'm going to have the worst day ever. Why? Because either A, I wake up for the class and I get there and I'm in a bad mood, or B, I oversleep it and I'm in a bad mood because I overslept. And yeah, that's pretty much it. I have a presentation now, so I'm gonna go. Bye.
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