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MUST BE SO ABLE TO AFFORD $3,500 FOR A "WICKED" THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. LISTEN, BETHANNE, IT'S BECAUSE I'M CHEAP. IT'S BECAUSE I DO THINGS LIKE USE THE LEFTOVER SOY SAUCE FROM THE CATERING FROM THE PANDA EXPRESS BIRTHDAY PARTY, FOR MEALS FOR LATER. IT'S BECAUSE I GO TO THE GROCER AND BUY SIX OLD SPICE DEODORANTS FOR $7 BY BORROWING PHONE NUMBERS FROM FRIENDS AND TELLING EVERYONE WON THE LOTTERY. IT'S BECAUSE I DRINK THE CRAPPIEST COFFEE FROM PANERA. BECAUSE I ALREADY PAID $100 FOR THE SIP CLUB, WHICH COMES OUT TO $0.27 A DAY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE BETHANNE. YOU GO THROUGH YOU DRINK YOUR STARBUCKS, AND YOU DON'T DO ANY SAVING. DON'T DO ANY SAVING. WHAT, BETHANNE? I DID SPEND $3,500 ON MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. YOU WEREN'T INVITED. YOU WEREN'T INVITED. YOU KNOW, ONE MORE THING, BETHANNE, COMPARISON IS THE THIEF OF JOY.