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Does anybody have an update on the cyclospora outbreak 2026? Whatever the hell it's called. Y'all know what I'm talking about. The diarrhea bug. The latest parasite thing. Y'all know, y'all know. Does anybody have an update? Please. I beg. I plead, please. Tell me some good news. I'm so sick of eating everything fried and laid to the side. I am too scared to eat anything that's a vegetable or green at this moment. You will not get me and my insides. When it comes to eating out and eating in, I am literally running out of options. I have never wanted a bowl, a sub, a salad, a wrap, something I could just stick a fork into and dig around and pick out nice, beautiful pieces of vegetables and greenery. Good times. Truly good times. Like I am actually considering, has anyone ever tried a leaf off a tree? What does that taste like? Because I'm getting desperate. No, for real. If anybody has an update, a timeline, a workaround, a loophole, something, please fill me in.
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