Bro not making it back from the Japan trip 😭

Bro not making it back from the Japan trip 😭nLet's say you're at the ramen-yanAnd you just ordered the black garlic tonkotsunThe waitress asks you,nMen no katasa wa ikaga shimasu ka?n麺の硬さは いかがしますかnWhat do you say?nSorry,nすみませんnI don't understand,n分かりませんnBut,nでもnMayuge o namete hoshiin眉毛を舐めて欲しいnnnYou just told the waitress,n"I want you to lick my eyebrows"!