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Mom says we have a lot of new friends here so I guess it's time to properly introduce myself with some fun facts about me. I know I look like I spend my mornings bench pressing trucks, but I started out the size of my head and looking like a baked potato with ears. People think my biggest enemy is the mailman. Nope, it's Furbo. When I was a pup, I ate mom's bed and couch. She says I have expensive taste. I still think I'm lap-sized and somewhere in between a chihuahua and a weighted blanket. I can hear the sound of a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. But my ears are purely for decoration if I'm told to come here. Oops. Also, I don't beg. No, no, no. I silently conduct guilt-based negotiations with my lethal face and lastly, despite my house hippo appearance, I'm basically a fish. I love baths, rain, and all things water. Thunderstorms don't scare me either. I have bigger problems. Like mom telling me it's time to leave the water park. If you're new here, welcome to the blue crew. Follow to keep up with my daily shenanigans and minute behavior.