Things my mom would get cancelled for by the dog community 🐶

Things my mom would get cancelled for by the dog community 🐶 First of all she says do you wanna go bye bye And then sometimes the destination is the vet Excuse me that is fraudulent advertising The way she says it you'd think we're going on vacation Next thing I know I'm on a metal table with a thermometer up my butt That was not on the itinerary Then this woman will sit right in front of me and eat an entire meal Then has the audacity to give me one microscopic bite Meanwhile I've seen what she considers a serving size for her big back self So portion control only applies to house members with four legs Interesting And she'll be telling people that I'm spoiled Ma'am you created this economic system I didn't ask for orthopedic beds in multiple rooms And I am not switching tax brackets now Oh and let's not forget the thousands of pictures she takes of me And posts to the internet Half of them I'm asleep, my tongue out, looking like I have half a brain cell That is child exploitation At least have the decency to face tune me first So if the dog community ever finds out what goes on inside this house Mom, start drafting your apology Follow me to help me build this case against her. Jury duty starts now. And her deserved sentence.