What's better than one mini Dalmatian?

What's better than one mini Dalmatian? Zero is the only right answer. Because mini Dalmatians are not even a thing. They are simply a cruel concoction brought to life by backyard breeders and puppy mills. And when we are living in a world where shelters and rescues are already overflowing with backyard bred and puppy mill dogs, the last thing we need to be doing is putting money in the pockets of people breeding these dogs and rewarding them. Especially... I just feel extra bad for a breed like the Dalmatian, which is a rad, really cool breed that has already been decimated by backyard breeders and puppy mills after 101 Dalmatians thrust them into the spotlight. I understand if you didn't know better and you made a mistake, but if you have made that mistake and now you know better, you now carry the responsibility to help educate and advocate against the breeding of these types of dogs, rather than glamorizing them online and increasing the demand and letting more people fall down that trap. Oh my god. Please, please, PLEASE.