SO JULY WAS

SO JULY WAS OFFICIALLY EVER RECORDED IN THE UNITED STATES NOT THE HOTTEST JULY THE HOTTEST MONTH EVER SAY EVER I SINCE THE UNITED STATES STARTED KEEPING NATIONWIDE TEMPERATURE RECORDS IN 1895 132 132 YEARS OF DATA IN JULY 2026 JUST WALKED IN AND SAID MOVE THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE ACROSS THE CONTIGUOUS UNITED STATES WAS 76.9 DEGREES 3.3 DEGREES ABOVE THE 20TH CENTURY AVERAGE CRAWLS INTO MY COMMENTS LIKE WELL IN THE 1930S TOO YES YES IT WAS THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT MAKES BREAKING THESE RECORDS SO CONCERNING BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE DOESN'T EXPERIENCED A BEFORE YOU BOUGHT AN SUV IT MEANS WE'RE SHIFTING THE BASELINE UNDERNEATH ALL OF WEATHER VARIATIONS JUST ONE TOWN HAVING A REALLY SHITTY TUESDAY A SAYS PROLONGED HEAT AFFECTED HUGE PORTIONS OF THE AND WYOMING RECORDED ITS HOTTEST JULY EVER WHILE MULTIPLE OTHER STATES HAD ONE JULIES ON RECORD AT WHAT POINT DO WE STOP TREATING EVERY CLIMATE RECORD LIKE SOME ADORABLE LITTLE COINCIDENCE BECAUSE APPARENTLY STRATEGY IS BREAK A TEMPERATURE RECORD BREAK ANOTHER TEMPERATURE RECORD WATCH WILDFIRES GET WATCH ELECTRICITY DEMAND CLIMB BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS AIR CONDITIONING TO SURVIVE SUMMER AND THEN SOMEBODY GOES I DON'T CLIMATE'S ALWAYS CHANGING BABE THAT'S WHY SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN COLLECTING THE FUCKING DATA WE DON'T HAVE TO STAND OUTSIDE HOLD IT IN AND GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING WE HAVE 132 YEARS OF RECEIPTS AND THOSE LATEST RECEIPTS SAY JULY 2026 MONTH THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER MAYBE WE SHOULD START ACTING LIKE THAT'S INFORMATION ABOUT