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Things I did as momma's little menace to push her buttons this week. First, I waited until mom finally sat down and got comfortable on the couch. And then I stood by the door and whined to go outside. Then, after she let me out, and the second she sat back down, naturally, I demanded to be back inside. Next, I inserted myself into every task she attempted this week. In the kitchen, right at her feet. Laundry, laying on it. Cleaning, followed her into every room, of course. Someone please tell her she needs to start appreciating my expertise. Then, I reluctantly begged for food, even though I had already eaten twice and this was her first meal of the day. I made sure to turn on my award-winning acting skills like one of those starving dogs in a commercial. And when eventually I was cornered, I acted like this woman was kidnapping me and harvesting me for my organs. As soon as she touched my ear, I gave dad the look like, if I don't make it, clear my browser history. And that concludes another successful week of keeping my human humble. Like & follow for more. Follow to keep up with my daily shenanigans, assuming she doesn't put me up for adoption.