I have over $1,000 worth of unpaid parking tickets.

I have over $1,000 worth of unpaid parking tickets. Search On The Street! What have you been searching? How to get sticker residue off my car window. I went to my car and all of a sudden there was a boot on it and a huge sticker saying how much I owed, pay it now, or else we're taking your car. So I had to, uh, call my mom so I could pay for the boot. Mom, I am paying you back. I hope you know that. I get paid on Friday. It's a huge sticker. Now, there's a bunch of residue left on my car. I search it up. They said I needed a scraper and I didn't have one, so I used a knife. A butter? Steak? A giant cutting knife. And did the giant cutting knife work? No. There's still some residue left. Seriously, we have to get the residue off of your car. Dampen that rag with a solvent. Press that wet cloth firmly onto the sticky spot, please. Grab the razor blade. And now push forward in smooth, uniform, single-direction strokes to lift the softened goo. It's so satisfying. This works so well. It's working! I mean, it's clean. That's what I'm here for. So, you go. You just... goodbye. Oh, goodbye.