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The total for the donut and the drink is ten dollars. Cool, yeah. So put seven on this and then the rest on this. Uhhh, okay. Can I ask why? Because the gold card only gives you $7, duh. Hey man, you wanna get something to eat? Yeah, sure. As long as it's either B-Dubs, Cheesecake Factory, or Five Guys. Uhhh, yeah. Why do you want to go to those spots? 'Cause AmEx will comp me for those. Bro, not this again. Hi, I'm here for the steak and bottomless lobster. Sir, for the millionth time, that card doesn't get you in here. What do you mean? I pay $300, that's gotta get me in. Bro, what are you doing? Dude, I only get a thousand of these each month. Are you actually gonna sit here and count out 1,000 coffee beans just for a coupon? I lost track of where I was. I have to start all over. One, two, three.