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Had my expander removed, Jack switched weekends with me, and apparently anesthesia makes me want to yap. So while I have a little extra kid-free time, let’s go back to the beginning: my first date with Jack. A little story time to help set the scene for the man we’ve all come to know. Also… I am talking approximately 0.5 mph. Feel free to put me on 2x speed. I think the anesthesia is still participating in this conversation.