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Wall Street move. You showed up late you had a tough night. There's one thing that you can do about it. And that, my friends, is breakfast pizza from a deli on 47th Street. The only thing that stands between you and getting fired is buying this breakfast pizza which by the way costs like $30 for one of these things. And you've got to buy enough for the entire desk. This could kill the average person but on Wall Street this is a fortifying nectar it's a peace offering given to the high man on the totem pole. He respects that you are a high functioning alcoholic and you are granted for just that one day sort of a preliminary free pass. If you don't bring in the breakfast pizza this is your last day on Wall Street. The breakfast pizza is in a cultural sense, if you're visiting someone in Shanghai, walking in with a gift would be the right thing to do for everlasting friendship and love. Breakfast pizza is a career insurance strategy that ensures that you aren't wiped off the face of the Earth when you walk in there smelling like rumplemints and cool-aid.