I really wanted to do the I could be brown, I could be blue trend, but, um, my stories are so much better if I tell them.

I really wanted to do the I could be brown, I could be blue trend, but, um, my stories are so much better if I tell them, and what am I going to make you guys read? So, when I moved to Australia, um, and I started school, so I was in kindergarten, every room I would walk into, I would knock on the walls, you know, to figure out which one was a retaining wall and which one wasn't, so I would know where to stand in case of a missile airstrike, obviously, duh. And so I would do this every time we would go to a new room. So, like, when we went to the music room and the teacher would be like, kids, sit around in a circle, I'd be there like knocking on the walls. Anyway, one day the teacher just snapped at me because she was like, Loucine, what are you doing? Like, sit down. And she's like, why do you keep doing that? And I had like, couldn't speak English properly, so I was like looking at her like horrified, and I tried to say to her, what are you doing? Because in my mind I was like, I'm taking the necessary precautions, what are you doing? Anyway, didn't take me long to figure out I didn't have to do that.