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In fifth grade, they separated all the girls from the boys and they took us to the gym and they said, look, we're going to teach you something that every girl needs to know. And I do believe that every girl needs to know this, which is why I'm making this video. I'm not going to demonstrate this on the internet, but I'm going to try to paint a vivid picture for you because I think it's important. They said, look, you're 11. If some guy wants to kidnap you off the street, you're not going to be able to fight him with brute force. They're like, but what you can do is weird them out, scare them. You can scare them. They said, here's how you do it. Get in a wide stance. We're talking, turn around, face them, and basically squat down with your legs really far apart. They said, hold your, like, clutch your hands to your, the center of your stomach, and open your mouth as wide as you can and make the lowest, loudest, like, ugh, like, that sound at them. No one wants to kidnap that. Okay, that seems like a whole ass thing. And they were like, you know, this works now, this works when you're going to be a grown up because it's always going to be hard to fight them. And if you do this, they're going to run the other way. No one wants to deal with this. It's just, it's too much. So then we all had to practice this. And when I tell you, like, I mean, truly, tears of laughter, just, I was practicing this. But we, we got good at it, you know? And the self-defense guy took it really seriously and he was like, good job, ladies, like, well done. And low key, I've, like, sort of always wanted someone to try to kidnap me so I could try it. But anyways, I thought every girl should know this, okay?