Trauma Salad Period Edition

Hi, I'm Marilyn and the first time I used a menstrual cup, it got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter what I was trying and my nails were long so it was scratching me. So I had to have my boyfriend help and I literally was bent over and he was trying to shove it out but the suction cupped in there and then it popped out and got blood all over him and the bathroom floor. And I brought crawlers. Hi, I'm Bridget and in college I used a menstrual cup and I had a specific pot to boil and clean my menstrual cup after every cycle and my roommates knew to not touch the blue pot. Well, long story short, after college one day I walked in, my roommate was cooking her boyfriend an anniversary dish and before, of course, Mexican cuisine and they were using my pot to make cilantro rice. And I brought Airheads. Hi, I'm Marilyn and in the seventh grade I was at a cool girl's house and I got my period and I didn't want to tell her that I bled through my underwear and needed some underwear. So instead, I just went commando and was wearing a romper, but it was like a loose ass romper and I had my pad in there and it was sliding all over the place and I felt so uncomfortable and I never told anybody. And I brought Life Savers Gummies. I'm Bridget and when I used a menstrual cup it got stuck to the side of my vaj and so I had all my roommates in college try to dig it out with a flashlight and their fingers and so my legs were spread open as wide as they could get and I was giving birth to my menstrual cup on the couch. It didn't work so I had to go to the hospital and I had to open my legs as wide as I possibly could while they shoved pliers into my vagina, pulled it out, and then it came out. And the worst part was the doctor recognized me because she had taken my yoga class so now I know that she's seen the inside of my vaj. And I brought Starburst Minis.