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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
Hello, my name is Mike and I am a pressure washer. And one time I almost pressure washed my customer's friend's home. This is what happened. I had a customer who referred me to one of their friends. So I went to their friend's house and I said, "Hello friend, my name is Mike the washer and I was referred to you by your friend." And they said that you might be interested in washing your home. And they said, "Well, hello Mike, yes, our friend did recommend you and I said that was very nice of friends to recommend me. And they said that's what friends are for." And then I said, "Would you like me to give you a price to wash your home?" And they said, "Yes, please give us a price to wash our home." So then I sent the price over and they said maybe they aren't such good friends after all because it seems like you were trying to screw us over and take advantage because you are just a washer and you are trying to charge us a lot of dollars. And if I gave you all my dollars, then I won't have any dollars left over. And they said, "No." So then I said, "Well, I am sorry, I just want to get some of your dollars in my pocket, but you can still have dollars left over." And they said, "No."