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My dad and I have always been obsessed with the concept of a master punchline. Okay, the most famous example of this would be that's what she said. It's a punchline that you could use in different scenarios that is funny over and over and over and over, okay? And we collect them, we curate them. We have a giant collection of these master punchlines that we pull out all the time. Like I'll give you some examples. One is, um, and I've always said that. And that is funnier the more you've never said that thing. Or if someone else says something really strange, you say, and I've always said that. Or one is, I think you know. And that is used when the other person would have no idea of knowing the answer to their question. So for example, if, you know, I don't know, I don't know why this example is coming to my head, but if I'm like staring at a hole and a stranger walks up and they look and they say like, what's in there? And I just say, oh, I think you know. But they don't know and I don't know and that's why it's funny. Or another one is, this is more similar to that's what she said. It's kind of like a punny one. You say that, that was my nickname in high school. You'll know when to use that one and it can be very good if you do it correctly. Uh, another one is, I used to think that way. You just say that after someone says the most like normal thing ever. If someone's like, I think I'm going to start with the soup, you're like, I used to think that way. That's funny. Or, um, what else? Oh, you could just say, doubt it, when someone says something really normal. If they're like, I'm going to go shower, you could be like, doubt it. So those are master punchlines. Um, I've got like a billion more. Those are just the ones that came to my head right now. But I'm curious if you have any master head punchlines that you use. Let me know. Okay.