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Controversial way we run a team of 50 as 28 year old Co-CEOs.
Every employee automatically gets a free lifetime supply of our product.
Orka
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Michael
Moriarty
Co-Founder
Nash Hale
Co-Founder
Ilya Rostov
Chief Financial
Officer
Natalie
Coughlin
Chief Marketing
We only hire top 1% of talent.
And we pay top of market $$$
Mike
Andreesen
Chief Technology
Officer
Jamie
Hyneman
Director of Applied
Science
Avril
Incandenza
Director of
Compliance
Karen Walker
Director of Human
Resources
Fitzcarraldo
Director of Large
Scale Projects
Kilgore Trout
Director of Investor
Relations
Chin God
God of Chins
Aemond
Tagaryen
Marketing
Associate
Each new hire must provide a lock of
hair— if you won't sacrifice a little,
you're not cut out for the job.
Orka
Thank you for being one of Orka's first ever
customers. As an expression of our gratitude,
we have plucked & packaged a single strand
of hair from each of the Orka founders, which
is stapled to the back of this card.
Nash Hale M. Men
NO-PRIVACY POLICY
If you work here, your personal life is
fair game for marketing content.
Michael
Nash
Once read Infinite Jest
Recently got back on Lexapro
8th ranked mobile Tetris
player in LA
Working on his posture
All employees must unfollow everyone
on social media except Corbin Bleu.
All hail Corbin Bleu.
Do you have what it takes?