This is day 23 of trying to sell a pen to the man, the myth, the legend, Jordan Belfort.

day 23 of RUDELY selling a pen to JORDAN BELFORT This is day 23 of trying to sell pen to the man, the myth, the legend, Jordan Belfort. I'm in the top 22%, but I wanna be in that top 1%. So I'm coming for this 96 points, but instead of my normal script, I'm gonna be rude to Jordan. Yeah, Jordan here. Hey, so quick question, why do dudes lose pens, like every five seconds? What kind of question is that? I'm serious, every finance guy I talk to either loses a pen, breaks a pen, or has some weird emotional support mont blanc I go through pens like water during high stress trades. What's your point? So you do have a mont blanc I lost three pens this week alone. So what? Mmm. And how many have you lost this year? Why are you asking about my pens? I sell pens, Jordan. Try to keep up. Another pen salesman? Seriously? No, not another pen salesman. I actually have the best pen that you've ever heard of. You got 10 seconds before I hang up. Okay, well, you lose a lot of pens, I'm here to fix that issue. So you either want it or you don't. You can ping it so when you lose it, you can track it immediately. I'm in the middle of a 50 million dollar trade. This better not be some cheap piece of junk. Jordan, I'm busy as well. Do you want it or not? What makes this worth my time? I Told you. You're not gonna have to spend a ton of money and time looking for your lost pens. Last pen I bought cost me 800 dollars. I lost it in a week. I don't care. Do you want my pen or not? What's the catch? I mean, it's a fifteen hundred dollar investment. You pay a 40 dollar monthly fee, uh, just for communication and upkeep, and that's it. 1500 dollars for a pen? You're out of your mind. But but you paid like double that amount because your montblancs that you're losing, no? Interested to see what I get on this one. Hey, it rated me a 35, which honestly is fair.