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This is day 25 of trying to sell a pen to the man, the myth, the legend. We already know who it's gonna be. Jordan Belfort. Now, I am in the top 20%. But as you guys know, I'm coming for this first spot right there. But today I'm going to be rude to Jordan because he's always rude to me. So why not be rude back? Jordan speaking. Hey, Jordan. Yeah, go ahead. Quick question. Why do rich dudes always lose their pens? Lost three pens this week alone. So what? Right? Right, what's up with that? Like, why? I go through pens like water during high stress trades. Okay? And that doesn't mean you have to lose it. The markets don't wait and neither do I. So how many pens do you lose weekly? Lost three this week alone. So what? What if I told you there's a pen that you can never lose and you can track with your phone, would you want it? Another pen salesman? Seriously? No, Jordan, I'm not another pen salesman. I actually have the best pen that you've ever heard of and everyone who's successful uses it. So do you want it or not? I have other calls to get to. This better not be some cheap piece of junk. Obviously, if every successful person is using it, it's not cheap piece of junk. It's very high quality. Writes so smoothly, you can ping it. It's one of the most luxurious pens you can get. It's better than a Mont Blanc. I have a dozen Mont Blanc pens already. I didn't ask. I don't care. Do you want my pen or not? What makes this worth my time, friend? What? What makes this phone call worth my time? Do you want to buy the pen or not? It's 15 dollars. Take it or leave it. I just closed a deal worth more than your annual salary, Jordan. I don't care. I'm here to sell you a pen. Do you want it? My assistant usually handles this garbage. Okay, then, can I have your assistant's contact info to make this faster? Never. Okay, he just hung up on me. Give us a nine out of 100. I think this is the lowest score we've ever gone. It ranks me higher the last time I was rude to Jordan, so maybe I won't do this again.