i cant even finish half of a medium pizza. college me would be disappointed

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The video taps into a relatable experience of aging and changing metabolism, contrasting past youthful indulgence with present-day limitations. The humor and self-deprecating tone make it shareable.

Summary

The creator reflects on how their appetite has decreased since college, contrasting their current inability to finish half a medium pizza with their past ability to consume an entire Domino's pizza. They show a medium pizza they ordered, noting they are already full and can't eat that much gluttony anymore.

Structure

1Can't finish half a pizza now
2Remembers college appetite
3Ordered a medium pizza
4Already full
5Can't eat that much gluttony

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Life comes at you fast LOL #pizza #gettingold #fyp #collegelife

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The creator orders and shows a medium Domino's pizza, discussing their reduced appetite compared to their college days.

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i cant even finish half of a medium pizza. college me would be disappointed WHO USED TO? REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE, LIKE, 18 TO 21 YEARS OLD AND WE COULD SMACK A FULL DOMINO'S PIZZA, WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND, LIKE, LIKE, US? LIKE, I'M IN A MOVE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED. I'VE BURNED SOME CARBS TODAY. LET ME AND GET A PIZZA. SO TO DOMINO'S, A MEDIUM PIZZA, BUT I'M LIKE, I'M ALREADY FULL. I DON'T THE THOUGHT ONE, WHOLE PIZZA AND, LIKE, WHOLE PIZZA AND, LIKE, PARTICIPATING IN THAT MUCH GLUTTONY AT. AT MY AGE NOW, IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME ONE. NUMBER TWO, I CAN'T EAT THE APPETITE TO EAT ALL THAT. LIKE, IT'S SO ROBUST. I'M LOOKING AT IT. IT'S A MEDIUM PIZZA, SO MAYBE I'LL FINISH HALF BUT, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M THINKING BACK TO JUST, LIKE, ME AND MY WE WOULD GET A FULL DOMINO'S PIZZA, AND WE WOULD WE WOULD EAT IT ALL, AND NO THING. AND THEN, LIKE, YEAH, YEAH. LIFE IS CRAZY.

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i cant even finish half of a medium pizza. college me would be disappointed REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE, LIKE, 18 TO 21 YEARS OLD AND WE COULD SMACK A FULL DOMINO'S PIZZA, WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND, LIKE, LIKE, US? LIKE, I'M IN A MOVE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED. I'VE BURNED SOME CARBS TODAY. LET ME AND GET A PIZZA. SO TO DOMINO'S, A MEDIUM PIZZA, BUT I'M LIKE, I'M ALREADY FULL. I DON'T THE THOUGHT ONE, WHOLE PIZZA AND, LIKE, WHOLE PIZZA AND, LIKE, PARTICIPATING IN THAT MUCH GLUTTONY AT. AT MY AGE NOW, IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME ONE. NUMBER TWO, I CAN'T EAT THE APPETITE TO EAT ALL THAT. LIKE, IT'S SO ROBUST. I'M LOOKING AT IT. IT'S A MEDIUM PIZZA, SO MAYBE I'LL FINISH HALF BUT, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M THINKING BACK TO JUST, LIKE, ME AND MY WE WOULD GET A FULL DOMINO'S PIZZA, AND WE WOULD WE WOULD EAT IT ALL, AND NO THING. AND THEN, LIKE, YEAH, YEAH. LIFE IS CRAZY.