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One time when I was 19, I babysat for a stripper and she never came home. The deets got involved. And just to clarify, it was my friend's, friend. I didn't know this girl, but apparently she was a stripper down in Jacksonville and stripped on the weekends. Like every weekend. I don't need to get into it. It doesn't matter. But she had a kid and my friend was like, hey, do you want to babysit? I recommend you to her because I used to watch her kid all the time. She goes, she'll pay you whatever. I said, okay. How long do I have to babysit for? She's like, until like 2:00 AM. I was like, okay, I have to be at work. I work at a donut shop at 4:45 in the morning. I said, y'all got until 4:00. Whatever. She goes, no, we'll be home way before that. Bitch. Well, one, this kid was a fucking freak. And I don't like, I don't like kids, but you could tell like this kid had seen some shit. She was just really weird with like dark conversations, like seven, eight-year-old, six, seven, eight, she was one of those. She was in elementary school. She was talking about some dark shit though, like dead animals and like her dolls and stuff. And I was just sitting there being like, damn, this girl was weird, like she definitely was unsupervised watching YouTube videos if I were to guess. She goes, my mom was like, I don't know what to do. I was like, I don't know what to do. My mom was like, she's at the schoolhouse. She didn't tell my mom that this happened all the time. Like, de facto was over at their house every single day that she ends up with a Y. That's not my business. My mom was like, I didn't know what to do. I was like, we can't get a hold of her. And they were like, well, we'll take care of it from here. Tell me why I get a call. I get off work at 9:45 in the morning, right? Like 9:45. So I worked 4:45 until 9:45. That child was there the whole night. This bitch calls me at like 11:00 and goes, why didn't you watch my kid? I said, why wouldn't you watch my kid? My phone died. I said, you didn't think about reaching out to the person who's watching your kids to make sure that they get to the schoolhouse in the morning? I said, I do understand. I said, you got a kid and make questionable life decisions. But hey, we don't judge over here. She had the audacity to tell me that to give me shit about my mom coming over there. I was like, what the fuck did you want me to do? Call into work? Stay there until you decide to come home? I saw that bitch like five or six years ago, and she brought that story up. She was like, you remember that time you babysat for my kid? I said, you remember that time that you didn't show up? I said, yeah, I remember. I got paid though. I think she paid me like $150. But it was not worth it. I don't know. I was just thinking about that. I gotta go. I'll call you later. Bye.