Every time I see one of those try on Brandy Melville's a size 6, 8, 10, 12 videos, of course people in the comments go, oh my god, you're stretching out the clothing.

Every time I see one of those try on Brandy Melville's a size 6, 8, 10, 12 videos, of course people in the comments go, oh my god, you're stretching out the clothing. But I firmly believe that due to the way most of these garments are cut, they don't really look good on you unless you're above a size four. And perhaps you'll be convinced after I show you how this recent Brandy haul fits. First up, I wanna show you what the Priscilla pants look like. I got them in white. Shape gone. Shape vanished. This part is supposed to hug the hips. Instead, it just sits there awkwardly, like a belligerent toddler's sh** diaper. I look like Guru Jagat. I should've returned this. I should have returned this, but I said to myself, Oh, Philomena, don't worry about that. It looks nice. It looks casual, it looks effortless. You don't wear anything casual, ever. So why don't, why don't, why not switch things up a bit? I look terrible. I got these shorts last summer because I fell in love with the color and because I never wear it, I said let's step outside of our comfort zone. Um, every time I step outside of my comfort zone, I either get sh** or scammed. That's actually a lie. I just get stranded in some random city. Okay. No. This is how a Shein garment would fit. This cut kind of looks like boxers on me. No one's p*** is that low. I've got the perfect thing to complete this ensemble. Got my Queen c*** cap right here. I bought this two years ago when I wanted to blend in with a Mormon community for novel research purposes. Is it giving Idaho? This is the famous wrap top, the last item in my bag. I feel like I look like an ER nurse or an HR worker. The fabric is bulging and billowing like a fucking elementary school field day parachute. I could've worn that instead, actually, and just pinned it a couple of times and that would have been, that would have been far cheaper than. I'm just going to stick to Depop from here on out. Who am I kidding? I'll be back.