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Okay, I think the time is officially come for me to admit defeat in the fact that I'm still fucking over my Breville. Like I am so fucking over my Breville. I need a coffee machine. First of all, it was on my list, not the Breville exactly, but like having a good coffee machine was on my expensive things that are worth the money because it is absolutely worth the money. Now, when I got the Breville, it was a gift, thanks mom, for my birthday, like four and a half years ago, maybe five years ago now. So she's gotten good use, and the thing is, I was really into the idea of like attempting to become a fucking barista at home. I don't care enough. And when I don't care about something or like the passion isn't there, I'm not going to use it to its fullest extent. So I've had that little bitch for like I said, four and a half, five years now. And like every day is a new discovery of what the fuck my coffee is going to taste like because I have not committed the hours that are apparently necessary to figure that little fucker out back there. And I'm over it. I'm over it. I want to be able to press a button. So here the qualifications because I need you guys in the comments to tell me what I should be getting. Qualifications are, I need it to make a really good double shot or like any shot of espresso. Number one. Number two, I need it to be able to make an Americano because that's what I drink in the morning. Number three, I need it to be able to make a cappuccino. Okay, those are really the three that are important for me. So it needs to have like some sort of milk frother moment that either is ideally automatic. Like I don't want to fucking froth the milk again. Couldn't figure it out. Sometimes it's just weird bubbles and sometimes it's actually foam and oftentimes it's not good. So an automatic milk frother situation that just like shits that out into my cup, perfect. What else does it need to be? Um, ideally not like pods that are like, actually, I don't know. I'm not married to this, but like I love the idea of having fresh espresso beans. And so I, I like that of trying different beans from different places and like having them fresh in that way and like the machine would just grind them themselves itself. But I'm not opposed to pods. I just would be opposed to pods if it's like an espresso pod. I was like the only my option, my only option. You know what I mean? So what type of coffee machine should I fucking get? That's not like a Keurig, not necessarily an espresso, but I don't have to manually do anything other than basically press a button, fill the water tank and potentially fill the beans and give it a clean. Tell me out.
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