“I wonder what actually happened to all of the stuff that I've lost in my life..."

"I wonder what actually happened to all of the stuff that I've lost in my life..." "What the f**k?!" "Check this out." "All the stuff you've ever lost." "My old sunglasses?" "Fell off the head while you were on the tilt-o-whirl!" "at the Spring Fair." "The f**king spike ball." "That one was in the ocean half way to Japan." "My old Steamboat Willy stuff?" "Oh your dad sold that." "Garage sale." "Seriously?" "It was a wrong box situation." "My AirPods?" "I just lost these." "Right under your nose pal" "passenger side car seat." "Can I keep them?" "Why?" "this is magic!" "I'm the you that you lost." "The old you.." "But you didn't leave me in any one place, you.." "dropped pieces of me all along the way.." "Sometimes to protect yourself." "Sometimes to be cool." "Whatever it was, I am lost now." "and you're someone else." "Why can't I have you back?" "You're doing perfectly fine without all this stuff." "You don't need me." "Anyway I was gonna.." "S**t!" "He's lying to you." "He's not an old version of you.." "He's a thief." "Been following you for the last two decades." "What?" "You never actually lost any of that stuff." "he's just been stealing it." "And I almost got away with it too.." "You never lost yourself my boy.." "the old you.." "is still in there." "Wait, what the f**k is the message of the-" "What are we trying to say here?" "Change? Or be yourself? Or like.." "Can I just have my AirPods back please?"