Post by @saltsugarandstories

Aunt Kathy and Uncle Andy decided we were gonna go out on their boat today, and in my mind I had already pictured it: a nice leisurely little pontoon ride. Sit back, enjoy the water, look at the scenery. Lovely. Then I saw the boat. That was NOT a dadgum pontoon. 😂 That was a big ol’ jet boat, and listen Uncle Andy has raced dune buggies and motorcycles and has never met a speed he didn’t like. And the name of the boat? PATRIOT GAMES. 😳😳😳 I said, “Wasn’t that the Harrison Ford movie where everybody dies??” 😂 I was NOT prepared to participate in any Patriot Games today. I had myself worked into an absolute FRENZY before we ever got going. Uncle Andy took it easy on me and only got us up to about 50 mph, which was approximately 49 mph faster than I wanted to go. 😂 But I DID IT. I survived Patriot Games. Next time somebody tells me we’re going on a boat, I’m gonna need the make, model, top speed and a picture before I agree to anything. 😂🚤 #boat #boatlife #fear #family #adventure @Kathy Silvio Leone @Kenny Leone