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Who remembers the popcorn proposal? Well, now they're married, and it went about as well as the proposal did. With wildfires turning the air quality into the worst in the world, today was the day that my younger brother would marry the love of his life. Himself, I mean Melissa. All dressed up, his hair like Johnny Bravo, and ignoring the smog warnings, Jake and Melissa got together and shared a lovely moment as they realized their lives were about to be forever changed. As guests gathered into the venue, Jake hyped up his boys with a loud chant. Keep in mind, he's Canadian. After his walk down the aisle made sure that everyone knew this wedding was about him, Jake was ready to get married, but there was just one issue. Ring, sir? Best man is in here? Okay, we're at this point, we'll take a break. Case, you have the ring. We're at the ring part. We're at the what? We're at the rings. You have the rings. I know, man. I can't. Is he normal? With that out of the way, the rest of the ceremony was beautiful. And after that, it was speech time. Or should I say roast time. We're in company of a man who is the likes of some of the greatest business leaders of our generation. Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Bankman-Fried, and the pharma bro himself, Martin Shkreli. Another winner of Forbes 30 under 30, Jake Karl. And then Jake gave his speech that he ended like this. So let's have fun. People were disturbed, but after that, the party really turned up. The rest of the night was sick, and I'm beyond happy for Jake and Melissa. If there's one piece of advice I'd leave them or any couple listening, it's be open to having hard conversations with your partner. If you can do that, you can build a strong relationship that will last you a lifetime. Okay guys, no more wedding videos. This is a TikTok for a chocolate bar factory.