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I need to get serious for a second. Whenever I make skits that are poking fun at engineering processes and there's always like a designer or a PM an engineer and people always assume that I'm the PM or the designer. As much as I'm flattened that you all think I have social skills, I need to set the record straight. I am a software engineer. Look into my eyes. I'm dead inside. How do you think I got that way? I've been in the trenches. Do you think anyone could know exactly how stupid engineers are without living it themselves. I've done my time. I've spent hours debugging a problem only to realize I was on the wrong branch. I've personally experienced the joy of fixing one thing and breaking five others. Tracking down the carpet of some bug only to realize the carpet was passed me. And on maybe one or two occasions I'll admit that I shipped some stuff without proper documentation. Besides, I much prefer to write the code that causes bugs than to schedule meetings about them.