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I think I figured out what Ariana Grande's r.e.m. beauty is launching next because Ariana's trademarks have predicted launches before. Most recently, the Blur Butters. And now there are two new names that we really should be talking about. When r.e.m. beauty trademarked the Blur Butters in October of 2025, no one knew what they were. Then, just months ago, it became an actual product. That got me wondering, what else has r.e.m. trademarked that hasn't been launched yet? The one that immediately caught my attention was Treble Maker because it was filed around the same time as the Blur Butters. But unlike Blur Butter, it hasn't appeared anywhere. What's interesting is what this is filed for: Mascara, eye makeup. If r.e.m.'s timeline stays consistent and Blur Butters took around seven to eight months from trademark to launch, we're entering the window where Treble Maker could realistically appear. So what could it actually be? A mascara comes to mind. Now r.e.m. does have mascara formulas, but none that are waterproof, and that's been a big criticism of the brand. So this could be an opportunity to introduce a waterproof mascara formula. And again, with Ariana confirming a holiday collection is coming, it makes me wonder if Treble Maker could be launched along with the holiday eye collection. Then there's this Silk Teddy. In my opinion, this is a repackaged lip mask from the Dangerous Woman collection where she's bringing it into the core line because in the trademark it's described as a lip balm. So that formula got so much attention, of course it's coming into the core line. So here's where I land: Blur Butter proved these trademarks actually matter. Treble Maker feels like the next eye launch. Silk Teddy feels like the next lip launch. Now I just want to know, what do you think Silk Teddy is? What do you think Treble Maker is? And why have we not gotten a setting powder yet? r.e.m., just give it to us.