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I think I'll take this one. How much is it? That'll be $400. Dollars? We're Dolce & Gabbana. Our sunglasses are made from the finest material. $400 for glasses? No way. Versace, how about you? How much are your sunglasses? That's $500. Why is everyone so expensive? Well, we are Versace. Our products are made from the finest material. Heard that before. Let's see what your manufacturer has to say about this. Hey manufacturer, how much does it cost to make one pair of Versace sunglasses? About $10 for the frame and $5 for the lens. $15, huh? Yeah, we also make you some Armani, Burberry, Dolce & Gabbana, Versace, Ray-Ban, any major fashion brand really. Wait, wait, wait. So one company owns all these brands and creates everything? Yeah, this is Luxottica. We own about 80% of all global eyewear brands. All we do is make the same products in the same factory, stick a different label on them, and then increase the price by 600%, 800%. Isn't this called, I don't know, a monopoly? Yes, we control almost the entire eyewear market, so we can really set our prices however high we want. Here's a list of all the other brands that we own. Awesome. Wait, hold up. Where did you get this number from? Oh, I just went to this website and hit the follow button.