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As an official BLACK CARD member at Taco Bell, I have every right to say this, okay? Taco Bell only gets one thing wrong. Just one. Everything else is perfect. Okay? Lettuce, perfect. Everything, perfect. Except this one thing. Pepsi products. Oh my gosh. Is Diet Coke okay? Because people don't ask for Pepsi. They ask for Coke. And then they have to say, is Pepsi okay? And it's like, yeah, I mean, tonight it happened tonight while I was out at a restaurant. Is Pepsi okay? I mean, it's not really okay, but I guess I'll drink it. Taco Bell, please. I'm begging you. Change to Coke products. I want Diet Coke and I want Diet Dr Pepper. And just Coke. Coke and Diet Pepper products. If you do that, the 0.01% that you're missing right now. Taco Bell, please. I'm begging you. Change to Coke products.